A couple in court for custody battle. The judge addresses the mother first.
Judge: “Why do you believe you should have custody of your child?”
Mother: “I brought the child into this world.”
Judge: “That’s a clear reason.”
The judge then turns to the father.
Judge: “And what about you, sir? Why should you have custody?”
Father: “If I put a coin in a vending machine and a soda comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?”

Custody Conundrum Vending

By Klaudia

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